| Death
is just as great as it was before you were born. You remember that don't
you?
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Remember
things are never so bad that they can't get worse.
|
| He
who laughs last didn't get the joke.
|
Being
open minded only causes your brains to fall out.
|
| If
you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
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You're
not as good as you think you are.
|
| Every
minute brings you that much closer to death.
|
Some
people are destined for greatness. Fortunately, you're not one of them.
|
| If
at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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Practice
makes perfect, but nobody is perfect so, why practice.
|
| If
ignorance were bliss you'd actually be happy.
|
A
friend is just a stranger you haven't alienated yet.
|
| Life
is not short. It is long. VERY long, especially after all those wrong
decisions.
|
Behind
every good man is a bad man who will take credit for his work.
|
| The
best things in life are already taken.
|
They
only invited you because they knew you wouldn't come.
|
| Foolproof
systems don't take into account the ingenuity of FOOLS.
|
It's
easy to be hard, it's hard to be smart.
|
| Borrow
money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
|
Eagles
may soar but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.
|
| Giving
up and going on are both the same dead end.
|
Who
knows, who cares, why bother?
|
| Dedication
+ high performance = 0.
|
Yes,
you are a pathetic human being.
|
| Ambition
is a poor excuse of not having enough sense to be lazy.
|
The
first step to failure is trying.
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| If
at first you don't succeed...don't act surprised.
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Two
wrongs are only the beginning.
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Demotivational quotes: anti-motivational
quotes that are meant to leave you depressed and down all day.
Demotivational quotes present reality from a sarcastic point of view, in
contrast to conventional motivational statements. They can however be outrightly
funny and humorous.