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Demotivational
Sayings and Quotes
Demotivational sayings are anti-motivational
quotes. Unlike conventional motivational statements, demotivational sayings are
meant to present reality from a sarcastic point of view. Demotivational sayings
can be very funny. A few such sayings are presented below.
| No
one can hear you scream in cyberspace.
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I
never made a mistake in my life, I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
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| Two
wrongs are only the beginning.
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Where
there's hope, there's also death.
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| He
who laughs last didn't get the joke.
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The
minute everything seems to be going your way, you get hit by an
uninsured motorist.
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| Optimism
- the belief that things aren't as bad as we know they are.
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Half
of all marriages end in divorce. But look on the bright side, the other
half end in death.
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| Compromise:
lowering my standards so you can meet them.
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Housework
is so wonderfully patient that it waits for you no matter HOW long you
put it off.
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| If
ignorance were bliss you'd actually be happy.
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For
every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
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| A
friend is just a stranger you haven't alienated yet.
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Nobody
talks about you behind your back. You are not important enough for that.
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| The
best things in life are already taken.
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Experience
is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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| I
did not climb up the food chain to become a vegetarian.
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Fools
fall in love only to reproduce and outnumber us.
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| Success
always occurs in private and failure in full view.
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The
fate of the world isn't determined by its best examples, but by its
worst.
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